The day you have been patiently waiting for has finally arrived!
The Plan has almost come to an end. I’m sure you have a lot of questions about The Plan so you can read all about it here. It’s up to you whether you read it before we proceed or after. The choice is yours.
… I thought so. You can visit The Plan page at your leisure.
Let us begin.
In front of you are several items. In no particular order, they are:
- a note
- an iPad
- tulips (self explanatory)
- champagne flutes
- chilled champagne (for if you say yes)
- a bottle of scotch (for if you say no)
- a mysterious box with a lock
In the words of Brad Pitt’s character in the movie Se7en, what’s in the box!? What’s in the box!?
In true form, I have not made this easy for you, but I hope I have made it fun! After all, this is a moment worth savoring so let’s not rush things.
By now, you’re undoubtedly asking yourself “what the hell do I have to do to get a ring on my finger?”
Well, all you have to do is wait two years and pass a series of tests. The hard part is over and your two years are nearly up. Now you will be quizzed on how well you have paid attention during our relationship. Questions may include places, people, events, and things I have said while you were “listening”. I can see the panic in your eyes… but that’s what the champagne is for!
Obviously, you have seen the note and have arrived at this website via the iPad so you’re off to a good start!
The object of the game is to get to the end where you will find out how to open the lock that is guarding the contents of the box in front of you. However, only a perfect score will show you the location of the key.
The rules are quite simple. Sit back, relax, sip some champagne, and follow the instructions.
The Proposal Quiz
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Our story begins a couple of years ago. We were both working for the same company but rarely worked together. In fact, I believe that you thought I was an arrogant engineer who cared little for communication or client service. You soon realized that you were in error [something that you would grow quite accustomed to in our relationship 🙂 ].
I was rising quickly through the ranks and started “breaking in” your new girls. No, that isn’t a euphemism for anything. Every time I had a kick-off call with a new client, you and one of your girls joined me for her first client call (I’m still not convinced that was just a coincidence). This is when we started working together and perhaps it was when you first realized that I wasn’t just an arrogant engineer… believe it or not, I had people skills!
Only a few weeks later, we parted ways professionally but soon started our personal relationship. This is where the quiz begins.
You need a perfect score so I hope you’re ready!
P.S. Look for hint buttons if you’re not sure of the answer.
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Fantastic job, April! You answered all of the questions correctly!
You can now open the box. You can find the key in the LED ring box that held your pencil ring… if only you had looked there in the first place!
Good job, April!
It may not be a perfect score, but it’s still pretty good!
However, it isn’t perfect.
In order to see what’s in the box, you need a perfect score… better luck next time!
The engagement is off!
Babe! I’m extremely disappointed! Scoring over 80% may have been acceptable on any other exam, but not this one.
You need to take the quiz again and bump up your score. Until then, the box remains closed.
We first met for drinks at what proximal bar to your apartment building?Correct
See how much fun this is? Only 99 questions left 😉
On date number two, I met your dog. Hudson is known to many by the following traits
- he’s cute (for a Yorkie)
- he’s allergic to life
- he has bad breath
- he’s quite flatulent
- he is afraid of absolutely everything
- he wasn’t house-broken
- he likes to attack me in the evenings
- he gives me high blood pressure
- but he gives you unconditional love
Which of the following is NOT a nickname I use for Hudson?Correct
Early in our relationship, I tried bonding with Hudson by taking him on a long walk. This was a mistake.
On our walk, what inanimate object startled Hudson and started a series of unfortunate events?CorrectIncorrect
Alright, time for some tougher questions; let’s see how much you know about me. I’ll make it easy on you and give you multiple choice 🙂
Where was I born?Correct
Which is my favorite dog?Correct
Lassie is my second favorite dogIncorrect
Which of the following countries have I NOT lived in?Correct
Perhaps you have been listening…Incorrect
I may love drinking scotch and be of Scottish decent, but I have never lived in this country
On second thought, the previous question was too easy.
In what order did I first live in those countries?
A mnemonic device:
Every Good Ungulate Chips a Nail
When I send you flowers, what does the note always say?Correct
That question was too easy!Incorrect
Here’s a tough one.
What is the correct term for a Russian nesting doll?CorrectIncorrect
It is NOT a babooshka doll…
What is your favorite breakfast food?CorrectIncorrect
They come in toroid and hole varieties
We traveled to Playa del Carmen, Mexico for Michael and Erin’s wedding.
What was the name of the resort where we stayed?CorrectIncorrect
It’s Spanish for Paradisus Playa del Carmen the Perla
You watch a lot of television shows. You may love all of your shows. However, I do not.
Which show(s) makes me leave the room?Correct
Finally, a good choice!Incorrect
True or false
The sign on aisle 15 at Home Depot lists “Stud Finders”Correct
I’m always right
… Which brings me to the next question. Who is always right? 🙂Correct
It only took a ring and a proposal for you to admit thatIncorrect
I’m sorry, but it isn’t you 🙁
However, once we’re married, who will always be right?Correct
… looking forward to itIncorrect
It isn’t me… which is the last thing that I’ll be right about.
Honestly, who would you rather marry?CorrectIncorrect
No hint here, just curious
Johnny Manziel was just drafted by the Browns. Are you going to lobby to open and manage an alliantgroup branch office in Cleveland?CorrectIncorrect
Our children will attend what university?Correct
If I were to ask you to “marry me”, what would you say?Correct
Are you absolutely sure? I hear Cleveland is nice this time of yearIncorrect
Admit it, you liked The Plan?CorrectIncorrect
You didn’t like The Plan
The next three questions are an homage to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Who would open the mysterious box must answer me these questions three, ere the inside she see.
What is your name?CorrectIncorrect
This is not a trick question
What is your quest?CorrectIncorrect
This is not a trick question
What is your favorite color?CorrectIncorrect
This is not a trick question